Oh dear … my songwriting synapses are firing once again. Sing this out loud at your cubicle, to the theme song from “Hannah Montana”:It’s a giiiiii-ant sandwich / slappin’ hands, spillin’ juice, messin’ up your white shirt / it’s a giiiii-ant sandwich / mix it all together and you know I’M GONNA EAT THIS THING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOUR MOMMA.