Oh dammit, inspiration is about to strike again. This monstrous chocolate cake and its brethren are stirring my songwriting synapses. Sing this one out loud at your cubicle, to the theme of “Bet On It” from “High School Musical 2″:

This is a big ol’ cake / Just let me do my thing / Ain’t gonna let nobody slow me down / I’M GONNA STICK MY FACE UPSIDE-DOWN IN THIS HERE MESS / Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it.