It’s a sign of the times, really, and indicative of the cultural divide that physically and metaphorically lies along the Pacific ocean. Here in America, we get worked up into a lather when it is announced that Wayne Newton is going to be on a dancing show. In Japan, they have 70-story babydolls hanging around office towers and striking phallic poses, and they’re so used to it they’re blase about it.

Can you imagine making out with this girl? One wrong move and that’s it for you.