Archive for August, 2007

Giant Dracula!

Posted on August 28th, 2007 in Divine hammer, Food, Robots | 1 Comment »

CRAP! That’s a giant Dracula, and that poor guy is courting disaster! What does he think is going to happen here? Come on, buddy, move! That’s Dracula!

On the other hand, those are some nice looking pumpkins. Nice color, consistency. Good year for those!

Giant phone!

Posted on August 28th, 2007 in Appliances, Office supplies | 1 Comment »

Here’s an example of designers that are too far removed from the audiences they are supposed to serve. Be frank – how many office workers have desks large enough to facilitate this phone? Only the most top-level executives, I would think, and few of them have the upper body strength needed to lift this receiver. And besides, they have people that make their calls for them. So who is the audience for this? Impractical!

Giant pen!

Posted on August 28th, 2007 in Office supplies, People | 1 Comment »

Oh yeah! Happy girl writing with a giant pen! Totally speaks for itself! ROCK ON!

Giant dog gives guy a giant check!

Posted on August 28th, 2007 in Animals, Checks | 1 Comment »

Fabulous. What could be better than getting a giant novelty check? How about having it presented to you by a giant superhero dog? This is life right here, friends – study this picture so you’ll recognize good times when they come your way. Also, please notice the smaller dog off to the right – isn’t he adorable? Who’s a good doggy, huh? You are! You are!

Giant pancakes!

Posted on August 28th, 2007 in Food | 1 Comment »

Who doesn’t love pancakes? Not me, that’s who. And by “not me,” I mean I’m not one of those people who doesn’t love them. Double negative. I think they’re the cat’s pajamas. And did you know that most cats don’t wear pajamas? I do, though. They’re soft. And eating pancakes in pajamas is fun too; I don’t mean actually putting the pancakes in the pajamas, I mean wearing the pajamas while eating the pancakes. Although that other thing could be fun to try, too.

Hey, what’s all that red stuff? And why is it applied in rectangular fashion? Seems odd.

Giant one-legged thing of dental floss!

Posted on August 28th, 2007 in Animals, People | 1 Comment »

This giant blue box of dental floss acts as a constant reminder of one of life’s cruel truths: If you don’t floss your teeth, you will have to hop around on your right leg all of the time. Another truth remains self-evident: Ladies love giant boxes of dental floss. Just look how happy those ladies are to see him! Helllllooo, girls!

Giant ass!

Posted on August 27th, 2007 in Animals | 2 Comments »

Hey, this guy needs a shave. But he looks sweet. Heeeeeeere buddy buddy!