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Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant steak!

Oh hell yes … I am gonna eat that! That’s a fine piece of meat right there. No room on the plate for macaroni or baked potato or whatever. Who needs carbs when you’ve got a solid pound or two of moo staring you down? Not me. I’m ready to get elbow-deep in this mess.

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Giant motorcycle!

KICK ASS!

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Giant crackers!

Man, this big ol’ box of crackers could not have come along at a better time. I’m starving! Now I need to locate the peanut butter and jelly jars of equivalent size. Not to mention some sort of instrument for doing the spreading. Then it is on!

29.Aug.07 Food Comment (1)

Giant bulldog!

You know, you look at the mournful face on this pup, and you can practically read his mind: “Why did master feed me that potion, instead of just pouring it down the sink? Why isn’t nature’s plan good enough for him? Didn’t he stop to think what life on this cruel earth would be like for a dog of my now-giant stature? People will fear me where they would once have loved me. Will I ever be able to love again?”

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