Man, I love soft-serve ice cream. I could eat a whole bathtub full of it. It’s the best. If what we’re seeing in this photo is to be believed, there are places – wondrous, golden places – where it flows in giant streams, swells in eddies and rises into mountains. Surely poets have only dreamt of such. And just imagine – what if this could be dipped in that chocolate stuff that forms a hard shell? Dammit!