Comically Large Things

Sporting events used to be so family friendly – what was better than taking the kids out to the ballpark, getting a few dogs and cokes and watching nine innings?

Those days are long gone, of course, because now we all live in fear of being smote by a hideously large bottle of barbeque sauce.

Also, this is as good a time as any to acknowledge an ongoing controversy, one that refuses to relent: namely, whether it is spelled “barbeque sauce” or “barbecue sauce.” Whatever the answer, we can all surely agree that this stupidly oversized bottle, which chooses to spell it “bar-b-q sause,” isn’t even trying to get it right.