[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbJl6kYA3k]
These people had some friends over, drank some red wine, and decided to make a 30-lb. bacon cheeseburger. Yeah, it sounds good on paper, but it doesn’t look so good on the kitchen counter. If you watch this, you’ll probably get sick.

And then, to make matters worse, they all stick their faces into it. Honestly, you should probably just watch “Hostel” while sitting on the toilet and drinking castor oil. The net result might be the same.